Sunday 1 February 2009

Friday, Friday.

Ballbeg here, decided to take another well earned day off school today, (everyone knows I don't like school, eh Pete?) anyway, nothing better to do than straight onto Guitar Hero 3 for a bit of Hard Career. As a bit of background knowledge into my Guitar Hero career, I started shortly before Christmas 2007 and have been rocking out with my cock-out ever since. Today started on a high, unlocking some achievement for hitting 250,000 notes in career which brought my gamerscore up to a whore-like 29,214.

Full of confidence after my little boost of gamerscore, I decided to try and shred the two songs that had me stumped for just over a year, "Raining Blood" and "One" on Hard(Yeah, I know I suck). Anyway, I mastered the star power and eventually ass-raped "Raining Blood". After I recovered from my near heart-attack due to excitement and over-strumming, I reached the conclusion that "One" couldn't have been as easy to surpass. It wasn't. The strumming in that song makes me want to rip my arm out and beat down my 360. Fucking Metallica with their incredible guitarists. When the shit hit the fan I got the job done and four-starred the cunt, vowing never to play it again. After my victory parade and a short chat with Merv, I decided to move onto the next task at hand.
With the last set done in career, it was time to battle with Lou. If anyone is wondering who Lou is, he's like the Chuck Norris of Guitar. He could have out played Jimi-Hendrix by whistling. He's that fucking good. He's also shown above. After 15+ efforts which ended in me getting my ass handed to me, Merv the comedian says, "Maybe you'll get it next Christmas." Yeah, hi-larious Merv you whore. Go play CSI. Anyway, much like "Raining Blood" and "One" I worked out the power-ups that I needed to collect and eventually beat his ass back to wherever the hell Guitar Gods come from. Mission Accomplished, "Always Hard - Complete Career on the Hard difficulty". It only took me around 400 days after all. Good times none the less, Ballbeg out.

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